- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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