- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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