How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Bitch

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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are u black unlucky

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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