How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Justin Bieber

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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