- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What did Washington say to California? WC

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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