- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

I love alchohol!

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Womens rights.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

okay so theres this guy.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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