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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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