- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

John lazzaro likes dick

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

How about that airline food?

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

knock knock come in !

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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