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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Roses are flowers.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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