Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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