Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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