- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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