Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

irish man drinking john smiths

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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