What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Women's rights

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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