whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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