Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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