Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Massie is a fatass

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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