mexicans fishing

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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you give like i give lomain

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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hers a joke... japanese people

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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