- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

penis. nuff said.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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