a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Kys

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