- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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mexicans fishing

snooki

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

you give like i give lomain

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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