- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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