- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

If life gives you lemonade.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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