a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

I literally died laughing

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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