Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Swag.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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hi

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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