When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Future last words Guess who edition: "This new prototype Ferrari XZ handles like a God even at full speed!...Well, if God had no brakes and his turning ability suddenly disappeared when going at over 300 kilometers per hour that is..." "Uh oh now! Another heart attack! Where is mah medical weed? SHAAAAAROOOOOOON!" "Please haters, lower your guns, I will stop singing! Beliebe me!" Moral: "OMG I AM ONLY THE SIXTH MOST USELESS THING NOW!" "MY BODY IS NOT READY! Urgh mah chest... CHAROOOOOOON!

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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