- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Ask me if im a tree? No

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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