Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

Sometimes i'm hungry.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

I like poop in my butt

Yo mama's fat.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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