What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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This sentance contains three errers

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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