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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Pianos.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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