- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Why was the man sad His got raped

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Hi, my name is Jake.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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