Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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