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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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