- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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