What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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