- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Long joke Your such a downey

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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