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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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poopy is poopy

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Jersey Shore.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

why was the boy sad? because.

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Immigration Laws

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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