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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

What's red and has wheels? A red car

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

whats white and sticky? a white stick

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What black and has children A black man

Im gay What about you

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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