- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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