- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

rabbits running in my bathroom!

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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