- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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