why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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