Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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