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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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