- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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