Killing your friend as a joke.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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