How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

what do you call a black guy african american

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What's your guys names?

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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