- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Brain fart

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

bangers and mash?

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

where do some birds live in? Earth

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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