- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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