What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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