- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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