- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What does water smell like? water.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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