- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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