- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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