Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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