What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

a man makes a bad joke

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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