- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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