- Anti Joke

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

I like the color potato.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.