Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Poop...

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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