Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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