- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

European on my shoes, buddy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Once upon a time, The end.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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