- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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