- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

whats hairy and crys your mom

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What do u call a cripple Biv

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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