A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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