- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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