- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

you see theres this guy.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

96

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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