What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

 

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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