- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Adam Chebali has no life

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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