Future last words Guess who edition: "This new prototype Ferrari XZ handles like a God even at full speed!...Well, if God had no brakes and his turning ability suddenly disappeared when going at over 300 kilometers per hour that is..." "Uh oh now! Another heart attack! Where is mah medical weed? SHAAAAAROOOOOOON!" "Please haters, lower your guns, I will stop singing! Beliebe me!" Moral: "OMG I AM ONLY THE SIXTH MOST USELESS THING NOW!" "MY BODY IS NOT READY! Urgh mah chest... CHAROOOOOOON!

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Vagina Boob

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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osama bin laden is dead

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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