- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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