How does shit taste?\ Good.

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Flowers are colors Love me

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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