what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Justin Bieber.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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a man makes a bad joke

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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