Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Tim likes girls

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why didn't he finish his

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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