Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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