Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

hers a joke... japanese people

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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