- Anti Joke

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.